Doing a Booty Call Does Not Have to Suck

Man, I can’t even begin to tell you how many times my buddies tell me that they got a booty call set up for the weekend that he arranged through https://www.bootycalls.net . My phone rings off the hook and a friend tells me that he has this pad set up for this hot, tight Filipina chick to show up, and it’s on. He’s all excited and he’s looking forward to the booty call. Sure enough, Monday rolls around and I talk to the guy and it doesn’t even sound like the same guy. The guy looks like he’s fucking ready to hang himself. What the fuck happened?

Well, you have to understand that, for the most part, the idea of a booty call is more attractive than it really is. I mean, hey, let’s face it, when you say the phrase “booty call,” guys’ eyes light up. It’s like all their teenage fantasies of being trapped in a brothel gets fulfilled. It’s like all this wall to wall pussy and you’re like young and horny and it’s just the best thing in the world. It’s like being a kid trapped in a candy factory. What the fuck can go wrong, right?

Well, it turns out, everything can go wrong because the typical booty call is very bruising to your ego. Let’s just step through the process. You get all excited about the booty call, you show up, she shows up, she looks hot, you’re getting ready for action, then you say something wrong, or you think you say something wrong, and then it starts to deflate the atmosphere. You hang out, and then she says something else that kind of throws you off, and the electricity is gone and, to make a long story short, your dick doesn’t get hard. Do you see how this works? And then you feel bad, you blame it on her, and it’s really fucked up.

This is the typical course of a booty call, but you can’t fucking figure this out when you check online. Online, you see all sorts of testimonials about how fucking awesome a booty call is. It’s like the best thing since sliced bread. Don’t believe that shit. Most of the testimonials that you see online suffer from what I call “survivor bias.” Survivor bias is when you focus on the successes and you leave out the failures.

I’m telling you, for every one successful testimonial regarding booty calls, there are ten unpublished heart shattering, disappointing and discouraging stories involving a booty call. The reason they don’t get published is because guys are fucking embarrassed about that shit. Women don’t want to publicize the fact that guys don’t want to fuck them. Do you see how this works?

The survivor bias is very strong when it comes to online portrayals of the booty call. That’s why we have all these inflated ideas about how awesome anonymous sex dating is. Fuck that shit. It doesn’t have to suck, but you have to prepare for it. You have to have the right mindset. You have to have the right expectations. Otherwise, you’re just going to be another statistic.

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